so much to say. so little time!

listener show tonight. 

it was amazing.

christin nelson and i are pretty much on a first name basis (best friends) 

I need sleep, but I have so much to say. 

saving it for next time...

such a weird night.

please don't make people think that we are responsible for the person you are today. none of us are lying scumbags. the only thing we can take credit for is the person you pretend to be.

i'm still a toys r us kid...

as i'm sure everyone knows... toys r us is in the spotlight because some angry mom started griping about them selling breaking bad action figures...

  

i heard rumblings about the whole uproar on twitter and on the radio, but when i read that the stores did actually pull the toys off the shelves and online today, i felt the need to voice my opinion... 

according to foxnews.com, the lady who started the petition claimed that the action figures were a "dangerous deviation from their family friendly values."

while i cannot argue with the logic that breaking bad is a show for adults only, i must point out that these action figures are harmless to people who have never seen the television program. this woman made a big deal about the fact that the figure comes with fake meth... but if your kid walks by this toy in the store and sees the blue substance that walter white and jesse pinkman happen to be toting and recognizes it as meth.... then you are just an awful parent and toys r us is definitely not the one with the problem. 

as a parent, you have the responsibility to protect your children and keep them as innocent as possible for as long as possible because this world is a disgusting and filthy place. i commend you for attempting to do so, but let me direct your attention over here for a bit...

i tend to frequent toys r us more than i should as an adult but i took the "i don't want to grow up. i'm a toys r us kid" slogan seriously and applied it to my life. as long as i can remember, toys r us has been carrying action figures and toys that should never be seen by little eyes! there is an aisle that is strictly for memorabilia from movies and shows. things one would normally see in this aisle could be considered to be rather unsavory. here's a few items that i personally think are way worse than bryan cranston in his underoos...

if you go to the toys r us website and type in "horror" you can purchase... the creepy doll from the saw movies and beetlejuice... both are quite inappropriate for kids.

oh,  and don't forget hellraiser! how's that for "family friendly"?

freddy krueger? ah, yes! truly what nightmares are made of!

chucky doll, anyone? thats not creepy at all, right? just a little toy who comes alive to kill people. nbd.

it's almost that time of year, kids! mr. hanky the christmas poo will definitely put a smile on your child's face.... because nothing says "family" like a talking piece of poop from south park.

and it just wouldn't be fair to not mention these delightful walking dead collectibles... i love the walking dead, but these toys are scary even for me!

if you're not disgusted by horror movies and zombies, maybe a good looking serial killer named dexter will do the trick. 

...while it would be easy to keep your kids away from that one aisle, there are many other items you might be offended by in other places throughout the store...

...like zombie costumes! why not dress your sweet prince up like an undead monster!? sweet right?

but i don't want to dwell on scary things alone...
lets look at the items that send your kids the wrong message by promoting bad habits.


DRINKING:

a fun game for drinkers everywhere. its like monopoly, but with beer. yay!

 GAMBLING:

hey kids! gamble your life away with this lovely poker chip set!

BREAKING THE LAW:

a radar detector? that doesn't even sound fun! but it sends a message to kids that its okay to break the law as long as they dont get caught!

MURDER:

a fun murder mystery game for the family... right in the game aisle. neat.

now that your kids are law breaking hellions, lets take a look at the video games that are on display at the local toys r us...

who doesn't like a good video game with a nice "torture victim" feel to it?

if brewopoly and murder mystery games weren't enough... grab a copy of grand theft auto! learn to steal, rape and kill all from the comfort of your living room!

and finally, the two items at toys r us that actually do scare the living daylights out of me...

tarot cards for all your little future fortune tellers out there... (ps if you are planning on surprising little soothsayer sally with a tarot card set, she probably already knows you bought it.)

and a freaking ouija board! i would rather my kids play with jesse and walt any day! those things should be banned everywhere. 

here's my final opinion on the whole matter.... there are a lot of other things out there that people should be worried about their kids seeing. if you see walter white in his underwear holding a bag of something blue, just keep walking... odds are your kid won't bat an eye... i'd be more worried about exposing them to bloody zombies and murderous little nightmare dolls.

so calm down, crazy mothers of america. take a deep breath and know that even though you succeeded at taking down these "evil" breaking bad action figures.... there will be plenty of other (even worse) things to take their place. xoxo

there is no greater love...

"A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands. But a mother’s love endures through all." ~Washington Irving

after 28 years of living with my mom, she got married and moved 50 miles away. living on my own, i have been experiencing new things every day. living alone and learning to cook have been both fun and terrible adventures. 

but with every new experience whether good or bad, i have learned so much... most of all... i have learned thankfulness.

the thankfulness i feel is mainly for the blessings that God has given me.... one of those being my mom.

today i wanted to take the time to try to express my appreciation for the woman who gave me life and put up with me for my entire life... although words alone will never do justice to describe how amazing she truly is.

growing up, my mom did her best to make sure that our childhood was darn near magical. she did it so well that i treasure every memory... even through the tough times.
... because to me, even the bad times were seasoned with her love and positivity... so they were never really unbearable.

it was never our struggle as children. It was mom's. she struggled so that we could have a better life.., and she did it. and she ended up suffering through years of stress and shit for us. she deserves all the blessings in the world.

four months ago, i thought that life my life was over only because the life that i knew for the past 28 years had changed drastically. my mom found the love of her life... a man who wants nothing more than to take care of and provide for her. selfishly, i got upset and only thought of how this change would affect my life...
now i realize that this was not the end of my life... this was the beginning of both of our lives.
God has a purpose for everything and i know that this has been in His plans for a long time. He has blessed our family with a man who loves our mom ALMOST as much as we do.
it makes me so happy to see them together.
... and to top it off my mom looks so good in love! she becomes more and more beautiful every time i see her. and she deserves every minute of this!
it is her time to start living for herself instead of for everyone else!

lots of kids might grow up and resent their parents for things they did or didn't do... or blame them for the way they turned out because of the struggles their family faced along the way....
but we become who we are because of how we deal with those situations and how we choose to grow spiritually and emotionally.
it's not your parents' fault that you are too poor, ugly, fat, skinny, prudes, unfaithful spouses, etc. how you chose to live your life is based on your decisions alone!

so basically, give your parents a break. they did the best they knew how and even if they didn't, they gave you life. how you choose to live the life you were given is completely up to you. the things that happen to you can either destroy you or make you stronger. its all about perspective.

i wanted to write this for mother's day as a tribute to the woman who i love more than anyone else on this earth, but as usual, i lost track of time... but today is just as good a day as any because its her birthday and all i wish for her today is for many more years full of love and happiness. i cant say it enough... she deserves it all.

 married couples have become the cliques of pseudo-adulthood

but first... Lemme take a selfie

So yesterday's good mythical morning episode was all about the science behind selfies... 

They mentioned something about how girls over 24 start taking less and less selfies because they don't like the idea of aging... 

So here's the 28 year old selfie I took today because I felt defiant of these scientific findings! 

I like me at 28.

I think my lack in the selfie game has less to do with me aging and more to do with the fact that taking selfies makes me feel like a dumb attention hungry high school girl. I don't get down like that. 

But as far as being alone goes...

I kind of like it. 

A lot. 

I don't need anyone. 

Maybe I'd be okay if he never asked me.

Maybe I'm better off alone.