Sunday, June 12, 2016

want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?

"what do you want to do with your life?"

that, my friends, is the most annoying sound in the world...

yes, i am old.
yes, i work in retail.
yes, i would love to do something else!

okay, now what?

am i supposed to just know what it is that will make me happy AND make money?!
everyone seems to think it's so easy to do....

"oh, you like crafts and you like to crochet?
sell everything you make on etsy right now!"

everyone and their mom is selling the exact same bunch of knick knacks on etsy right now... what makes my stuff any more appealing than theirs?

"oh, you have a blog?
blog about shit people don't care about and make a fortune!!"

i have ONE follower... and they don't even read this thing anymore.

i wish it were as simple as people make it seem...
like all of a sudden my brain will come up with some brilliant plan to make me millions of dollars and get me moved into a gorgeous loft in manhattan...

i don't know...
its just kinda silly...
can't i stay home and play with legos all day and watch tv?
that sounds like a job i could be really good at.

if anyone is interested in my very specific skill set, let me know...
i'll be waiting for all of your calls and emails.