okay here's the scoop:
kids sees mommy locking lips with a bearded fat man.
the youngster assumes this man is santa claus.
while he/ she admitted to being awake when their mom thought they were sound asleep, i'm not convinced this is the first time junior has secretly snuck out of bed.
that right there makes me wonder what else they may have seen if they're thinking this whole making out with santa thing is "okay."
next, the little one sees mommy "tickle" santa.
G.R.O.S.S!
i think i may have vomited a little bit.
how did that not traumatize this child!?
i mean... this can only mean one of two things:
either mommy is cheating on daddy
or
santa is a sham!
is this kid a robot or something??
they go on to say that daddy would find the whole situation to be humorous!
honestly, if that's not daddy behind the beard...
i have a feeling the next song this tot will be singing is "i saw daddy attacking santa claus."
this song bothers me every time i hear it. it's disgusting.
did they stop to think that if this rumor they are spreading were in fact true... it would mean that their mom is diddling santa for their own personal gain (gifts) thus making them mom's pimp!?
you should be ashamed of yourself, kid
okay that's done.
therapy anyone??
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