this woman deserves nothing for being so whiney and needy.
here's her list if you didnt catch it...
a sable under the tree (I think she means a fur of some sort... PETA?! where are you when we need you?)
a '54 convertible, light blue.
yacht (then she follows that up with "not a lot." this little lady is already getting on my nerves)
deed to platinum mine (really?)
duplex
checks
ring (and she lets santa know that she doesn't want a ring as in a phone call. santa is not an idiot. he's pretty experienced.)
tree decorations from tiffany's
AND THEN she asks him to hurry!
the nerve of that jerk!
here's the kicker...
"think of all the fun i've missed,
think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed,
next year I could be just as good."
santa doesn't take bribes!
and did it really kill her to be not so promiscuous for five minutes!??
lady, using Santa is not very nice.
and sends you straight to the top of the naughty list!
gah!
here's her list if you didnt catch it...
a sable under the tree (I think she means a fur of some sort... PETA?! where are you when we need you?)
a '54 convertible, light blue.
yacht (then she follows that up with "not a lot." this little lady is already getting on my nerves)
deed to platinum mine (really?)
duplex
checks
ring (and she lets santa know that she doesn't want a ring as in a phone call. santa is not an idiot. he's pretty experienced.)
tree decorations from tiffany's
AND THEN she asks him to hurry!
the nerve of that jerk!
here's the kicker...
"think of all the fun i've missed,
think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed,
next year I could be just as good."
santa doesn't take bribes!
and did it really kill her to be not so promiscuous for five minutes!??
lady, using Santa is not very nice.
and sends you straight to the top of the naughty list!
gah!
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