winter wonderland
"in the meadow we can build a snowman,
then pretend that he is parson brown
he'll say: are you married?
we'll say: no man,
but you can do the job
when you're in town."
all my life i've wondered who is this parson brown dude and why does he care if these people are married?? and what job could he do for them while he's in town? he can't do much. he's a snowman for cryin out loud.
well, apparently parson brown is an 18th century priest.
it makes more sense now... but the problem is... it still sort of sounds like they want him to do the "job" meaning be the spouse.
and when you say it like that it sounds dirty and gross.
"later on, we'll conspire,
as we dream by the fire..."
conspiring near fire? never a good idea! who are you Jesse Ventura and his bogus team of geniuses?
"in the meadow we can build a snowman,
and pretend that he's a circus clown
we'll have lots of fun with mister snowman,
until the other kids knock him down."
clowns are scary! why would you pretend the snowman is a clown?
and are you really okay with those bastard kids knocking your snowman down??
you're a better man than i.
i'd be pissed!
those things are a bitch to craft!
and last but certainly not least:
my hands
by jewel
who decided that my hands would be a Christmas song?
i actually read the lyrics because the only freaking words i understand in the song are "my hands are small I know they're not yours they are my own."
don't get me wrong... the lyrics are good.
the song has a great purpose but jewel can't articulate the words well enough to even know what that purpose is.
also after reading the lyrics i still don't see why it's limited to the genre of Christmas alone. is it because she is singing about God's blessings and faith? because God does His thing year round and i know this because i have faith year round.
and that's it!
took a bit longer than I had hoped...
but I finished.
so... until next Christmas...
"in the meadow we can build a snowman,
then pretend that he is parson brown
he'll say: are you married?
we'll say: no man,
but you can do the job
when you're in town."
all my life i've wondered who is this parson brown dude and why does he care if these people are married?? and what job could he do for them while he's in town? he can't do much. he's a snowman for cryin out loud.
well, apparently parson brown is an 18th century priest.
it makes more sense now... but the problem is... it still sort of sounds like they want him to do the "job" meaning be the spouse.
and when you say it like that it sounds dirty and gross.
"later on, we'll conspire,
as we dream by the fire..."
conspiring near fire? never a good idea! who are you Jesse Ventura and his bogus team of geniuses?
"in the meadow we can build a snowman,
and pretend that he's a circus clown
we'll have lots of fun with mister snowman,
until the other kids knock him down."
clowns are scary! why would you pretend the snowman is a clown?
and are you really okay with those bastard kids knocking your snowman down??
you're a better man than i.
i'd be pissed!
those things are a bitch to craft!
and last but certainly not least:
my hands
by jewel
who decided that my hands would be a Christmas song?
i actually read the lyrics because the only freaking words i understand in the song are "my hands are small I know they're not yours they are my own."
don't get me wrong... the lyrics are good.
the song has a great purpose but jewel can't articulate the words well enough to even know what that purpose is.
also after reading the lyrics i still don't see why it's limited to the genre of Christmas alone. is it because she is singing about God's blessings and faith? because God does His thing year round and i know this because i have faith year round.
and that's it!
took a bit longer than I had hoped...
but I finished.
so... until next Christmas...
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