santa claus is coming to town
my issues with this song are quite obvious.
they tell me not to pout or cry
but then i'm told that santa sees me sleeping and when I'm awake?!
and they even preface all this with... "you better watch out!"
i'm already preparing myself to be terrified.
next the song urges us to:
hang stockings
say prayers
jump in bed
cover head
because the jolly one should be en route soon.
say your prayers little kids! santas coming tonight!
hide ya wife hide ya kids!
and why would I need to cover my head when I jump in bed?! no thank you, Santa!! you're starting to overstep your boundaries.
next up!
it's the most wonderful time of the year
"there'll be parties for hosting
marshmallows for toasting
and caroling out in the snow.
there'll be scary ghost stories
and tales of the glories of
Christmases long, long ago."
i'm pretty sure they just threw that part in there to see if I was listening.
who tells scary ghost stories on Christmas?
my issues with this song are quite obvious.
they tell me not to pout or cry
but then i'm told that santa sees me sleeping and when I'm awake?!
and they even preface all this with... "you better watch out!"
i'm already preparing myself to be terrified.
next the song urges us to:
hang stockings
say prayers
jump in bed
cover head
because the jolly one should be en route soon.
say your prayers little kids! santas coming tonight!
hide ya wife hide ya kids!
and why would I need to cover my head when I jump in bed?! no thank you, Santa!! you're starting to overstep your boundaries.
next up!
it's the most wonderful time of the year
"there'll be parties for hosting
marshmallows for toasting
and caroling out in the snow.
there'll be scary ghost stories
and tales of the glories of
Christmases long, long ago."
i'm pretty sure they just threw that part in there to see if I was listening.
who tells scary ghost stories on Christmas?
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